Andy Milonakis
Bitches give me a signing bonus because I'm a pro baller
<>info+My RT@- Andy Milonakis @AndyMilonakis @tomgreenlive LOM, Loyalty Over Money gang. bang bang.
- Andy Milonakis @AndyMilonakis I'm tired of life but not in a suicidal way, I'm tired of life in a "Why aren't there 5 Russian whores living with me" kinda way
- Andy Milonakis @AndyMilonakis @iamblizzard don't know about UK but in US most music peeps aren't caking up from music sales. It's touring, and with a name, rates go up
- Andy Milonakis @AndyMilonakis @iamblizzard building a name is building a name, maybe only one battle goes viral but if multiple ones do, it could be big tings, yoot
- Andy Milonakis @AndyMilonakis @iamblizzard Out of your battle video that has over a million views, how many do you think are only battle fans? Maybe only 20%
Fran Drescher
Henry Winkler stopped by the set of Happily Divorced! http://t.co/wGn9De5x
<>info+My RT@- Fran Drescher @frandrescher Over 100k followers!! We did it !! Thank you to all my fans for your love and support all these years!!
- Fran Drescher @frandrescher @franfan4ever Every little bit helps, luv. Thank u!
- Fran Drescher @frandrescher Honor someone u luv w $20 donation 2 Cancer Schmancer. We'll post as many as can @ http://t.co/SAJp7Nev. xo-F http://t.co/uoP8hTZZ
- Fran Drescher @frandrescher Please donate $20 to Cancer Schmancer now 2make sure every1 gets early cancer screenings. Thanx for yr support! xo-F http://t.co/jSm4xcyx
- Fran Drescher @frandrescher @4everCHERished Still need sunscreen, doll, even if it's pouring rain. People in Seattle get skin cancer, too.
Michael Buckley
@SCornelius09 sweet!
<>info+My RT@- Michael Buckley @buckhollywood Night! Make sure you watch my super fun Oscars recap! I promise not to mention Angie's Right Leg Again! #UntilTomorrow http://t.co/uaOXiXKr
- Michael Buckley @buckhollywood @xethorn awww sweet!!! Have so much fun!!
- Michael Buckley @buckhollywood @AndySwift she is Soooooooo pretty!
- Michael Buckley @buckhollywood @Bravotv I think i saw he'd nipple yes. Not a slip. Just JLo.
- Michael Buckley @buckhollywood @xethorn oh hey. Are you in Hawaii?
Niecy Nash
Thank u! RT @JamyTweet: @NiecyNash just saw the preview for your reality show #LeaveItToNiecy looks super cute! Can't wait to watch!
<>info+My RT@- Niecy Nash @NiecyNash @ElijahTheNewMe bring me plate!
- Niecy Nash @NiecyNash Sunday March 25 on TLC! RT @Kecialovinlife: @NiecyNash when does ur show start & what station? Plz say I haven't missed it?
- Niecy Nash @NiecyNash Ummm, very true! My fam is hilarious! RT @RobertEctor: That is one funny ass family so make sure y'all tune in! #LeaveItToNiecy
- Niecy Nash @NiecyNash @RobertEctor you are my fav!!!
- Niecy Nash @NiecyNash @yvettenbrown great job on @theview this morning! Beautiful!!
Tom Green
Are rich people more unethical? http://t.co/TYyTr1kv #cnn
<>info+My RT@- Tom Green @tomgreenlive Richard And Mary Jane Green at the Tempe Improv 2012 http://t.co/dSw6eKfy
- Tom Green @tomgreenlive @Detail Follow Detail!
- Tom Green @tomgreenlive @BrentButt Everybody follow Brent!
- Tom Green @tomgreenlive @BrentButt I am.
- Tom Green @tomgreenlive Let's rock. @Detail Good times Detail. Let's go!!
Rove McManus
Catch me on @JayLenoTonight as I see how far an #Oscar can get you. At least as far as Vanessa Hudgens it seems. http://t.co/lnSSaFs1
<>info+My RT@- Rove McManus @Rove @michaelmuhney @australia_nat Plus I came with all my own accessories.
- Rove McManus @Rove @EvanOnTheGC You can watch it on the http://t.co/KzkTCh8E website from tomorrow. I'll tweet the link.
- Rove McManus @Rove @michaelmuhney Nice legs.
- Rove McManus @Rove RT @JayLenoTonight: TONIGHT: Megan Fox, #TheArtist's Michel Hazanavicius, @the_bronx performs & @Rove's at the #Oscars! http://t.co/abR14BSB
- Rove McManus @Rove Go see him Festival State! RT @pjhelliar On my way 2 Adelaide for Opening Night of #SNAZZY Special preview tonight $25 http://t.co/UM4RmbfJ
Rosie O'Donnell
@ilovemyphone14 - send Jen ur address - I will send u some - put ur own pix up on twitter - I thought u were Jen
<>info+My RT@- Rosie O'Donnell @Rosie @ChicagoCollen @adamlambert - not yet but i want him BAD !!!!!
- Rosie O'Donnell @Rosie @ilovemyphone14 @mojosrising @ames629 @jenniferhutt = got it - i thought u were jen !!! u r quite talented !!!
- Rosie O'Donnell @Rosie @Mooolips - she was lovely - wednesday
- Rosie O'Donnell @Rosie @Ames629 - wednesday
- Rosie O'Donnell @Rosie @moderndestiny - i am almost 50 !!!!!!!
Tim Heidecker
Did you know @greggturkington has never seen the show "wheel of fortune?"
<>info+My RT@- Tim Heidecker @timheidecker @misoks @thatslayerchick it was as much as I could pony up.
- Tim Heidecker @timheidecker @PNemiroff tried watching this but there are 9 other videos that play at the same time on that page. insane.
- Tim Heidecker @timheidecker hey #oncinema fans - Episode 22 my salute to "oscar") is now available for download. have a great week.
- Tim Heidecker @timheidecker Here with @BrodyismeFriend http://t.co/gG5tPEis
- Tim Heidecker @timheidecker http://t.co/ABIldlec #oscars
Jimmy Fallon
EARLY CLIP ALERT: @springsteen and the E Street Band perform "Wrecking Ball" on tonight's #springsteenonfallon http://t.co/V78wfrl7
<>info+My RT@- Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon .@springsteen fans Wrecking Ball performance was so good that we're trying to get it out early on our site. http://t.co/NhyxE6EE stay tuned.
- Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon Pre-order new Bruce Springsteen and the E St. Band - Wrecking Ball. See 2 songs tonight. #SpringsteenonFallon
- Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon Slow Jam the News with Brian Williams tonight!! #springsteenonfallon
- Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon Springsteen is in the house!! Tonight. #springsteenonfallon
- Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon Emma Stone is killing it. So fun.
Brandon Mendelson
@IanHough Yup!
<>info+My RT@- Brandon Mendelson @BJMendelson How did you know?!?! RT @GeorgeGSmithJr: @BJMendelson I have a new book #FiveWordTEDTalks
- Brandon Mendelson @BJMendelson @JasonLSanders It's gotta wait until the weekend. I'm backlogged with some stupid stuff that needs to be done
- Brandon Mendelson @BJMendelson #FiveWordTEDTalks White People Are Interesting, Huh?
- Brandon Mendelson @BJMendelson @patrickbjohnson It's going to be cheap. Promise
- Brandon Mendelson @BJMendelson Ok ... NOW Social Media Is Bullshit is totally done. It's going to @StMartinsPress tomorrow. You'll see it in September. Pray for Mojo.
Todd Barry
#myweakness Always saying the right thing every time in every situation. Just can't get enough of that!
<>info+My RT@- Todd Barry @toddbarry #myweakness The Golden Rule. Just can't stop following it!
- Todd Barry @toddbarry I will now participate in the trending topic #myweakness
- Todd Barry @toddbarry @NoelleBonn It's not just you!
- Todd Barry @toddbarry My most amazing #Oscars tweet. Still holds up today. https://t.co/4z6gJ3Cs
- Todd Barry @toddbarry If I'm told hotel has "business center," I say "I'll print a set list. I'm a comic. Comedy is my BUSINESS." Then I stare for 30 secs.
Kevin Hart
My kids keep a permanent smile on my face. It's impossible 4 a bad day 2 exist with this little girl & little boy in my life. #blessed
<>info+My RT@- Kevin Hart @KevinHart4real This picture of me & Kobe Bryant is fucking priceless LMFAO http://t.co/OYRoJ3HA
- Kevin Hart @KevinHart4real Flying Back to LA with the Family, I slept on the floor becuz my MVP trophy needed rest lol http://t.co/zcXjufep
- Kevin Hart @KevinHart4real This was a great weekend for the "Kevin's" .........We owned ALL STAR WEEKEND!!!!!
- Kevin Hart @KevinHart4real Shout Out To my man @KdTrey5 for joining me in the MVP club this weekend!!!! Also Shout Out to Kevin Love for winning the 3point contest!
- Kevin Hart @KevinHart4real Why does @MichaelBlackson have on the same suit that Eddie Cain had on n the "Five Heart Beats" #NightsLikeDis http://t.co/SqvsuaiN
Craig Ferguson
“@bridger_w: On tonight's @CraigyFerg, it's startling how much I look like Albert Nobbs. I'm gunning for you, Glenn Close.” True.
<>info+My RT@- Craig Ferguson @CraigyFerg @fredmacaulay Hey Fred. Can you DM me? I have a proposition for you. #notcode. #wellmaybe
- Craig Ferguson @CraigyFerg Reading @jonronson 's new book. He is extremely clever & entertaining. I see why Elaine Patterson (my schoolboy crush) married him #jealous
- Craig Ferguson @CraigyFerg Just saw myself on VH1's "I Love the 80's" from about 10 years ago. Jeez, I've been creepy for a long long time. #humblebrag
- Craig Ferguson @CraigyFerg Attention @annericeauthor fans! Her interview was great but long & I don't want to cut it so it's been moved to 3/19.You'll thank me later.
- Craig Ferguson @CraigyFerg Look. I'll say it in English so we're all clear - Chuck Norris is a huge evil behind who can kick your sick ass so hard it's bad. #coldmeds
Ellen Degeneres
Thanks for all of your great 'Dance Dare' Instagram photos! This one was my favorite. Congratulations, @ellosteph! http://t.co/PqQKNtLP
<>info+My RT@- Ellen Degeneres @TheEllenShow Are you watching "Revenge"? I'm hooked. I tried to get the inside scoop from @Emily_VanCamp_. http://t.co/2pRoSNBK
- Ellen Degeneres @TheEllenShow I loved @JimmyKimmel's Oscar show with @Oprah. "Movie: the Movie" was hysterical. Did y'all see the book on Oprah's desk?
- Ellen Degeneres @TheEllenShow I was drinking a Skinny Girl margarita and thinking of my friend @bethenny Frankel. Don't miss "Bethenny Ever After" tonight on Bravo.
- Ellen Degeneres @TheEllenShow I love @MeredithVieira, so for her visit, I was happy to open one of my finest boxes of wine. http://t.co/jb7aNKt9
- Ellen Degeneres @TheEllenShow Thanks Kate! See you soon. RT @katewalsh Also: I LOVED ELLEN'S JCP commercials! Hysterical. My fave was the Lucy one, and the western one
Michael Showalter
I'm really enjoying The Voice and eagerly anticipating the vaunted Battle Rounds!
<>info+My RT@- Michael Showalter @mshowalter “@michaelianblack: @mshowalter Ha! It's like, "Don't forget where you came from, Lisa!" (only kidding, only kidding) :)” LOL
- Michael Showalter @mshowalter Lisa Loeb is following almost 16,000 people on Twitter - I'm not one of them. We went to college together! I thought we were friends!
- Michael Showalter @mshowalter “@InterviewMag: We chat with @michaelianblack about his new memoir http://t.co/1RUtrrYr” Very stoked for this!
- Michael Showalter @mshowalter “@michaelianblack: New MATES is up! 50th episode spectacular! http://t.co/tRURuovl” Cool man, Congrats! Looking forward to checkin it out!
- Michael Showalter @mshowalter "Hey Mommy I wanna look just like the bald baby mannequin leaning against the window pane like a drunk person!" http://t.co/7rvvVmiY
Mo Rocca
“@frankdecaroshow: @MoRocca I love boarding between the Tin types and the Untouchables.” Just be happy you're not in Coach!
<>info+My RT@- Mo Rocca @MoRocca We'll begin boarding with First class, then Executive Platinum, Gold Preferred, Silver Elite, Bronze, Tin, Fatties, Untouchables and Lepers!
- Mo Rocca @MoRocca Please, Christopher Plummer, sing to the statuette: "Small and white, clean and bright, you look happy to see me..." #Oscars
- Mo Rocca @MoRocca And accepting the award for Nick Nolte ... Gary Busey! (oh wait that is Nick Nolte) #Oscars
- Mo Rocca @MoRocca I hope the apes rush the stage and maul these guys #Oscars
- Mo Rocca @MoRocca Right now Lindsay Lohan is punching her tv #Oscars
Aziz Ansari
@ChelseaVPeretti Hey can you get off Twitter for like an hour or so?
<>info+My RT@- Aziz Ansari @azizansari @brittbodyc Sorry boo you caught me when I'm announcing a tour. Go back and read some old ones?
- Aziz Ansari @azizansari @consigliere12 Yes! I had so much fun at last one. Will def come back.
- Aziz Ansari @azizansari Also if you dont see your city listed on the Buried Alive tour dates, more cities will be added soon. Lemme know where to add em!
- Aziz Ansari @azizansari UPDATE: Presale for my Buried Alive standup tour starts Wed 10AM LOCAL time. Dates here: http://t.co/X4UsO5a9
- Aziz Ansari @azizansari Here are the first dates for my Buried Alive standup tour! Presale: this Wed 10AM PST. General onsale: Fri. Tickets: http://t.co/X4UsO5a9
Eric Wareheim
I highly recommend yesterday's episode of Eastbound.
<>info+My RT@- Eric Wareheim @ericwareheim Jim and Derrick on @adultswim tonight at 1:15AM
- Eric Wareheim @ericwareheim Get your B$M tix now! http://t.co/v8xwfP3D
- Eric Wareheim @ericwareheim tim and eric hat http://t.co/V28Mx7T7
- Eric Wareheim @ericwareheim B$M is playing in Asheville! Damn, I may have to come out for that one. One of T & E's fav spots of all time.
- Eric Wareheim @ericwareheim 5 DAYS TILL B$M IN THEATERS! Theater list: http://t.co/vO9Mft3Q Who's got plans already? Any B$M first dates? #shrimcountdown
Joe Rogan
@DrQuig It wouldn't hurt, but honestly the best thing for that is hard work, a good diet, and consistency.
<>info+My RT@- Joe Rogan @joerogan @AriShaffir MIND = BLOWN
- Joe Rogan @joerogan RT @JP_Eshom @joerogan Joe let's blaze some joints in Brea// Laziest DEA agent EVA
- Joe Rogan @joerogan Tomorrow on the podcast, @B_Real420, wednesday it's @GregFitzShow!! #BOOM!
- Joe Rogan @joerogan @AriShaffir Are you there, FRIDAY, SATURDAY AND SUNDAY???
- Joe Rogan @joerogan @AriShaffir That's FUCKING CRAZY!! HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE!!??
Sandra Bernhard
@TrannaWintour honey i need you to bring the children! march 10 @musichall portsmouth n h i want this show sold out! bring it!
<>info+My RT@- Sandra Bernhard @SandraBernhard @BravoAndy #oscar wrap up where is the crazy? well i guess i'll just have to bring it on #sandrology can't wait!
- Sandra Bernhard @SandraBernhard @eliotglazer @MetrosourceMag thank you kids what's up?
- Sandra Bernhard @SandraBernhard shocker in hollywood the lady streep pulled it out! she was amazing as the iron lady. a class act! #oscars best actress.
- Sandra Bernhard @SandraBernhard @BravoAndy we'll wring out every last bit of these wacky moments #oscars on wwhl #sandrolgy git your ass home baby!
- Sandra Bernhard @SandraBernhard @ecppelofont i'd lick it.