Dre'
Vegas or Miami?
<>info+My RT@- Dre' @souljaboy @iamjennashea swinag got the juice
- Dre' @souljaboy San Diego waddup
- Dre' @souljaboy 🔥🙌 https://t.co/s2Af1JVfT9
- Dre' @souljaboy 🙌💸 king Soulja we love u https://t.co/CX782lR6QQ
- Dre' @souljaboy 🙌 King https://t.co/YH2KsK9Zuq
Paris Hilton
You live longer once you realize that any time spent being unhappy is wasted.
<>info+My RT@- Paris Hilton @ParisHilton Travelling to places like this is a dream! http://t.co/iHiB6s4i2P
- Paris Hilton @ParisHilton Hey Geneva! I´ll be @PrestigeSundays Edition in Le Baroque in Geneva on Saturday, May 25th! See you there xo http://t.co/LF0zgfMStn
- Paris Hilton @ParisHilton Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out.- Robert Collier
- Paris Hilton @ParisHilton Had the most incredible trip in Cannes with @RiverViiperi. Now about to take off to Brussels. ✈ #Belgium
- Paris Hilton @ParisHilton Caviar for breakfast. #OnlyinCannes 😉 #RoomService @ Cannes http://t.co/hfJxs4vynM
Kevin Smith
Just finished a HIT SOMEBODY meeting (we start shooting a year from now). Next up: a CLERKS III budget meeting. #BackInTheSaddleAgain
<>info+My RT@- Kevin Smith @ThatKevinSmith BABBLE-ON at @ImprovComedyLA is SOLD OUT tonite! Wanna pre-order COMICCON BABBLE-ON tix instead? http://t.co/7Iw6XfJMxK Order code: SNOOGANS
- Kevin Smith @ThatKevinSmith My Father's birthday was 2 days ago. Would've been 74. Dad was a humble & grateful man who lived for his family. And I lived in his balls...
- Kevin Smith @ThatKevinSmith New GET OLD was recorded in BOSTON: http://t.co/NTIfkqLt8v New SMODCAST was recorded in DETROIT: http://t.co/1HIadqixlH #OriginalSixTeams
- Kevin Smith @ThatKevinSmith HOLLYWOOD! The BABBLE is back! See me & @RalphGarman TOMORROW NIGHT at 10pm, in our new home: @ImprovComedyLA! http://t.co/szMRzhwhJJ
- Kevin Smith @ThatKevinSmith On a brand new SMODCAST! Me & @MitchAlbom talk about the @DetroitRedWings' Game 3 and meet many Michiganders! http://t.co/1HIadqixlH
Perez Hilton
@caseytannerxxx 👍👍👍
<>info+My RT@- Perez Hilton @PerezHilton @caseytannerxxx 🔥🔥🔥🔥
- Perez Hilton @PerezHilton @caseytannerxxx Cute! X
- Perez Hilton @PerezHilton I'm such a dick! http://t.co/XqVCcX6NV7
- Perez Hilton @PerezHilton @GleeGleekFanHub Muah!!!!
- Perez Hilton @PerezHilton @CalvinHarris Rita Ora & Her Yellow Hair Enjoy A Romantic Night Out In London With Calvin Harris http://t.co/uFuyzcLkOA
Martha Stewart
If it stops raining I will grill beautiful kabobs like the ones I served last evening to my merch designers. So good! http://t.co/TdMihbWXFz
<>info+My RT@- Martha Stewart @MarthaStewart Call me LIVE on my radio show today 1PM EST-SiriusXM106- Ask me ques on gardening, cooking, decorating, etc. Let's chat! 866 675-6675
- Martha Stewart @MarthaStewart Talk to Kevin Sharkey right now on SiriusXM 106! Give him a call-ask him all your home decorating questions! 866 675-6675
- Martha Stewart @MarthaStewart In case I forget I am also on steve harvey tomorrow.friday, to talk about the newest best seller" living the good long life"
- Martha Stewart @MarthaStewart I am on dr oz today at 4pm ET discussing my new book. Living the Good Long Life. Dr oz did ask about sex, dating and healthy living-all good
- Martha Stewart @MarthaStewart I am in austin speaking to "big ideas" seminar at whole foods. Walter robb, ceo, interviewed me at headquarters of WF
Soleil Moon Frye
My ballerina girl! http://t.co/YMaFsJWFdh
<>info+My RT@- Soleil Moon Frye @moonfrye So cute @KimberlyJMuller I love the great outdoors! http://t.co/ZnhywCNhWJ
- Soleil Moon Frye @moonfrye I LOVE these DIY feather mobiles that we did sooooo much! http://t.co/INxQpbOpxj
- Soleil Moon Frye @moonfrye Me and my awesome sister in law at the coolest movie theatre Ipic This has changed my movie… http://t.co/EeIZYyOoLF
- Soleil Moon Frye @moonfrye Me on set with #redcross and http://t.co/15sjaynk00 inspiring donors to #giveblood My tough look :) http://t.co/5PmESDhdDx
- Soleil Moon Frye @moonfrye With @redcross inspiring donors to #giveblood Visit http://t.co/15sjaynk00 to get free bandages and show your support.
Tom Cruise
Cheers, Ben! -TeamTC @BenTrebilcook From across the pond, Big thanks to @TomCruise
<>info+My RT@- Tom Cruise @TomCruise "@Krishp29 Definitely feeling some Tom cruise action tonight in the majestic #thelastsamurai" One of Tom's fav roles! http://t.co/QXeL4NRXpk
- Tom Cruise @TomCruise Cars, yes DVR's, no.;) @JamieKaler guessing when Tom made Jack Reacher he didn't intend 4 @virginamerica onboard sys 2 crash it every 15secs
- Tom Cruise @TomCruise TeamTC wishes Tim Curry, Tom's 'Legend' co-star, good cheer and a very speedy recovery! Get Well, Tim!
- Tom Cruise @TomCruise Goodbye U.N.C.L.E., hello E.T.H.A.N. http://t.co/OjOOrKLYfL
- Tom Cruise @TomCruise It's FRIDAY at LAST! TIME to \m/ROCK\m/ with Stacee Jaxx! http://t.co/RX9c7jIPYu -TeamTC http://t.co/yeUhrEaTZL
Ellen Degeneres
.@Bethenny's talk show premieres this fall. We've had so much fun together getting to this moment. http://t.co/7ITdWQyQtc
<>info+My RT@- Ellen Degeneres @TheEllenShow You can say that again. RT @IAmSteveHarvey Don't forget to catch me on @TheEllenShow today ! You don't want to miss this !
- Ellen Degeneres @TheEllenShow Great news! Heads Up! now has a new category for kids! You asked for it. We did it. Update your app, or buy it here! http://t.co/cRn26sYKIZ
- Ellen Degeneres @TheEllenShow .@Bethenny hadn't seen my present to her in Times Square, so I surprised her on my show. http://t.co/q3jPi8jWfw
- Ellen Degeneres @TheEllenShow These puppies I brought to Spot L.A. need a home. They're so cute. I hope they can stay together. Find out more here. http://t.co/R1gMNQ5WFh
- Ellen Degeneres @TheEllenShow I'm so proud of @Bethenny, I want to shout it from the mountaintop! Times Square will have to do. http://t.co/9L0FrBg4n9
Lance Armstrong
@KenBobPryde hmmm, reminds me a bit of another echo chamber.
<>info+My RT@- Lance Armstrong @lancearmstrong @cartadizucchero at least I was half right
- Lance Armstrong @lancearmstrong @DanielCoyle indeed they have
- Lance Armstrong @lancearmstrong And in less controversial news - happy bday @annahansen !!!
- Lance Armstrong @lancearmstrong @Vaughters and let me tell ya, they are nice and calm this morning.
- Lance Armstrong @lancearmstrong Knowing I have 0 cred on the doping issue - I still can't help but think, "really Di Luca? Are you that fucking stupid??"
Michael Ian Black
@HalSparks It's so scabbed over right now that I hardly even feel the chafing.
<>info+My RT@- Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack @fjbar75 1. I am so sorry. Thats horrible. 2. Why didn't you just get another one? They're free.
- Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack @andylevy Thanks for this opportunity to clarify my tweet. 1. Fuck you. 2. Fuck off.
- Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack The best way to ensure my continued business is to refrain from asking me to complete a short survey.
- Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack @HalSparks Yeah, but regular prisons don't have trained personnel to shove plastic tubes down their throats to feed them Ensure.
- Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack @DTaraian I will relieve you of the pain. Blocked.
Charlie Sheen
Sapphire + pool + Vegas = #Winning!! I'll be at @SapphireDayClub tomorrow 5/25 for their #MDW party! Come to #Vegas and Come say hello!! RT
<>info+My RT@- Charlie Sheen @charliesheen Don't miss the always epic @amyschumer tonight at 1030 on Comedy Central!! #Insideamy Schumer!
- Charlie Sheen @charliesheen Happy Mother’s Day! Surprise mom with a personalized #celebcall from ME! I'll call her from YOUR PHONE! try it now: http://t.co/9019Y5a77h
- Charlie Sheen @charliesheen Hey Gonzo! thank u for an epic night at the Yard! you'll always be "my" MVP! ♥♥♥ c hash tag Gonzo for Jury Duty! http://t.co/pVbnwZfSS0
- Charlie Sheen @charliesheen congrats EMMY nom'd @chandlermassey winner last year. RE-PEAT great job @jeffballardpr. here's a gift to celebrate c http://t.co/eVePzwcDB7
- Charlie Sheen @charliesheen listen up sad, dooshy media STOP the inane reports of Denise's weight! She's SO healthy! this guy didn't listen c ybw http://t.co/uwIvw4QnNs
Kim Kardashian
Lego look! http://t.co/9SqttfFga6
<>info+My RT@- Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian Naturally I’m wearing Au Naturel lip color - works day and night and in between. Get natural! #kardashianbeauty @kbeautyofficial @rickys_nyc
- Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian Lock & key http://t.co/e3xOpRkYMG
- Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian My memories of Brazil… http://t.co/jSjf8ulCuV
- Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian Bye Paris!!! Best trip ever!!! http://t.co/wFo4npU5yo
- Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian Quality mother-daughter time! http://t.co/3lMYpJbqca
LeVar Burton
Shout out to my brother, @tavissmiley celebrating his 2,000th show tonight on #PBS #Tavis10
<>info+My RT@- LeVar Burton @levarburton Nych’all…
- LeVar Burton @levarburton VIDEO: mT @readingrainbow: .@levarburton on helping kids cope with why bad things happen to good people: http://t.co/cHQv6JJATw
- LeVar Burton @levarburton VIDEO: MT @kylerohrbach: A Word from @levarburton: Helping your child cope with tragedies: http://t.co/2Mm8rragyA
- LeVar Burton @levarburton Morning, Y’all…
- LeVar Burton @levarburton …otherwise known as Wednesday. Sheesh!!! #itravelWAYtoomuch
50 cent
I liked a @YouTube video from @thisis50 http://t.co/fAsRlub4kJ Musiq Soulchild Talls R&Beef; Relationships; Being 1/2 Blind
<>info+My RT@- 50 cent @50cent "@thatribe: That nigga @50cent a cancer man smarter than u think a cancer can be yo best friend but yo worse ... http://t.co/JW6wOHVbI5
- 50 cent @50cent You did OK"@Mzbaddazz: I remember sucking off @50cent n his security......this nigga got a 50 cent dick"
- 50 cent @50cent No Ok"@CuteLanaCunt: @50cent can I have your big cock in my pussy?"
- 50 cent @50cent I'm on every drug OK"@MichaelSzuba: @50cent I thought u anit drink or smoke"
- 50 cent @50cent OK@NinoThebanner8: @50cent MAKE SURE YOU WAKE UP WITH A HIT...keep the shit coming"
Rainn Wilson
RT @AndyRichter Is there a big Black tennis-themed drag queen named Penis Williams yet? There should be.
<>info+My RT@- Rainn Wilson @rainnwilson "Marco Polo was a total racist. Children who play the swimming game are perpetuating a legacy of racism. #EndMarcoPolo" -lefty blogger tweet
- Rainn Wilson @rainnwilson In homage to Duchamp, I urinated in & photographed these gorgeous works of art at the Centre Pompideu. http://t.co/O5PmQdFJW9
- Rainn Wilson @rainnwilson Want to help fix global sadness? @thomaslennon and @IamKidPresident need you to upload your laugh: http://t.co/Ipb8NHbYvu
- Rainn Wilson @rainnwilson He's all growns up! My protege from The Rocker becomes fully man on his new album @TeddyGeiger http://t.co/yUia36LUQc http://t.co/RkYGlW9KIr
- Rainn Wilson @rainnwilson Dear Sigur Ros, learn English, idiots.
Ryan Seacrest
whats on ur weekend playlist?
<>info+My RT@- Ryan Seacrest @RyanSeacrest First one to leave work today wins
- Ryan Seacrest @RyanSeacrest Vin Diesel’s son went to ER, asked to hear vin’s cover of @rihanna’s stay to calm down...adorable http://t.co/1w4qRRY8Uz
- Ryan Seacrest @RyanSeacrest If you have these things and can help get them there, please send to Journey Church at 3801 Journey Parkway, Norman, OK 73072
- Ryan Seacrest @RyanSeacrest ...anything for toddlers/small children, incl baby furniture
- Ryan Seacrest @RyanSeacrest She's at ground zero now and told me they're in need - shoes (adults and kids), tools, air mattresses...
Jimmy Fallon
Tonight! @RealPaulWalker, @JossWhedon, music from @tmbg and the premiere of #GameOfDesks!! #LateNight #LNJF
<>info+My RT@- Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon @josswhedon The time has come.
- Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon .@80miles Game Of Desks #GameOfDesks http://t.co/XiScyiyvND
- Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon .@Forvel hard at work on the edit of our new digital original Game Of Desks. Tonight on Late Night. #GameOfDesks http://t.co/3hPY9kLv6q
- Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon More teens are ditching Facebook for Instagram & Twitter. Or as they told their parents, “nothing” and “don't worry about it.” #fallonmono
- Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon Tonight we've got @_juliannemoore, @jessetyler and Chef @dannybowien. Plus, your #WorstCarIEverHad tweets! #LateNight #LNJF
Paula Abdul
@isaacfromct I appreciate your selflessness; you gave rather than asking for something!!! Have a wonderful weekend!! xoP
<>info+My RT@- Paula Abdul @PaulaAbdul #MemorialDay - What can you offer or extend to honor or be of service to the men & women in uniform, past & present? xoP
- Paula Abdul @PaulaAbdul It's easy to get caught up in the fun of the long weekend but I encourage you to remember that #MemorialDay is a day of honor. xoP
- Paula Abdul @PaulaAbdul "Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them." -John Shirley :) xoP
- Paula Abdul @PaulaAbdul @AmericanHumane Association #RedStarRescue heading to Oklahoma to help the animal victims :)) xoP http://t.co/cZXObmSYX1
- Paula Abdul @PaulaAbdul @AmericanHumaneAssociation #RedStarRescue heading to Oklahoma to help the animal victims :)) xoP http://t.co/cZXObmSYX1
Shaquille O'Neal
Louisville May 31! My @shaqallstartour is funny as hell. Dr. O knows!! @robertpowell3 & @lavarwalker comics to watch http://t.co/FJTZUSCuS1
<>info+My RT@- Shaquille O'Neal @SHAQ Follow my homegirl @VidaGuerra
- Shaquille O'Neal @SHAQ Chillin wit da BIRDMAN BIRDMAN http://t.co/Z78tZTTllo
- Shaquille O'Neal @SHAQ Happy birthday sweetie @ShayyyNicole
- Shaquille O'Neal @SHAQ Cincinnati!! My @shaqallstartour is fallin through Jun 1...funny ish. Please RT http://t.co/P12gKVn8bO
- Shaquille O'Neal @SHAQ Oklahoma needs our help after devastating tornadoes. Please visit http://t.co/mnrk03pa2c
Ashton Kutcher
In recent news there's new news about the news.
<>info+My RT@- Ashton Kutcher @aplusk Note to self: The Media loves to talk about The Media.
- Ashton Kutcher @aplusk Common America we can do better than this. Love is Love. Lets fix it!!!!! http://t.co/5aQmjW0K0n
- Ashton Kutcher @aplusk This is cool. LG's 5-inch 'unbreakable' bendy plastic phone screen http://t.co/kVsxG8ilc8
- Ashton Kutcher @aplusk I’m supporting Food Revolution Day because like @jamieoliver I believe food education & cooking skills can help save lives #FRD2013
- Ashton Kutcher @aplusk Proud to fight human trafficking along sine @apneaap and Ruchira Gupta http://t.co/Acddj30dIV